Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a Life sentence).

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a Life sentence).

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

Married life is full of excitement and frustration: in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Confucius says: man who sinks into woman's arm soon have arms in woman's sink.

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

There was this love who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW ! IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT HAPPENED ?" asked his friend. He says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Marriage is man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: "AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER ?" The other replied, "YES, I AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN."

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad ?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it !
Son: Is it true Dad ? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That's true everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE !

"I married Miss RIGHT, I just didn't know her first name was ALWAYS."

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, It was almost impossible ...