Tuesday, May 24, 2005

SimonCells.com - GSM World Phones and Accessories

SimonCells.com - GSM World Phones and Accessories

You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how.

You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how.

Art is created from pieces of the shattered soul.

I will expose myself to you; stand naked in the wind,

I'm an oxymoron, both sides of the coin and I like all the chocolates in the box.

I am not into labels or signature items, I like to wear my own initials or none at all.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

U.S. and Canadian Holidays 2000-2005

U.S. and Canadian Holidays 2000-2005

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a Life sentence).

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a Life sentence).

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

Married life is full of excitement and frustration: in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Confucius says: man who sinks into woman's arm soon have arms in woman's sink.

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

There was this love who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW ! IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT HAPPENED ?" asked his friend. He says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Marriage is man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: "AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER ?" The other replied, "YES, I AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN."

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad ?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it !
Son: Is it true Dad ? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That's true everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE !

"I married Miss RIGHT, I just didn't know her first name was ALWAYS."

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, It was almost impossible ...

All Personality Types

Explorers: Finding your way without a compass

Explorers are driven by curiosity, imagination and restless energy. They're spontaneous and resist being hemmed in by routines and rules, preferring to "just do it" rather than ask for permission.


Idealists: Opening the world to new possibilities

The Idealist's life mission is making the world a better place. They care about big ideas and issues as well as the lives of people around them. In many ways, they're ideal friends and co-workers who inspire others to pursue their dreams.


Leaders: Getting all you can out of life

Leaders are driven to make an impact on the world. They are courageous, "forces to be reckoned with," unafraid of risk-taking and making unpopular decisions. On a personal level, they are fiercely loyal and willing to do anything to protect their loved ones.



Traditionalists: Bringing strength and stability to the world

Traditionalists bring order to the world with their practical skills, high standards, and hard work. They're loyal and trustworthy friends. People naturally gravitate to them because of their strength, stability and common sense.


Individualists: Finding your own path

Individualists stand out for their imaginative, curious, shrewd qualities. They're filled with surprises and don't do things simply to please others. Not everyone appreciates these true originals.


Rebels: Challenging the status quo

Rebels challenge the status quo with their proactive, defiant, and stimulating style. Skeptics by nature, they see themselves as exceptions to most rules. Still, they're great advocates for individuality and the importance of following one's "bliss."


Givers: Bringing out the best in others

Givers are loving, helpful, generous, and compassionate. They see the best in others and help bring it out. Because their hearts are open, they inspire others to open their hearts.


Creators: Making your unique contribution to the world

Creators devote their curiosity, insight, and passion to both real world and philosophical issues. They have a knack for combining images, ideas, and information in new and innovative ways. Because their talents often set them apart, it's important they find like-minded friends and pay special attention to keeping their mind and body in balance.


Champions: Sharing your winning attitude

Champions are natural winners. They easily adapt and bounce back from problems, thanks to their upbeat attitudes, vitality, confidence and courage. They're always striving to live up to their full potential.


Protectors: Offering a safe harbor

Protectors offer a safe harbor to the people in their lives by being reasonable, reliable, and calm, even in a crisis. People instinctively trust them to watch out for their interests, keep secrets, manage money, and run companies.


Equalizers: Staying balanced and well-rounded

Equalizers are the most balanced and well rounded of the personality types, with an interesting mix of complementary traits. When others are rigid, Equalizers instinctively adjust to fit the situation.


Observers: Finding inner peace

Observers strive to find inner peace in a non-peaceful world. Their shy and cautious nature gives them a chance to observe and learn about people and situations, rather than rush in blindly. Though they look reserved and even aloof, they're actually very warm and kind to their intimate circle of family and friends.

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Life...

Life is about consistant transformation. Even in death we continue to transform.

E-motion is Energy in Motion.

Potential is a blank canvas.

What limits you in life? Our reality is a reflection of our own projection.

Pamper the past
Predict the present
Project the future.