Monday, May 31, 2004
Kabalarian Philosophy - Merging Eastern Wisdom with Western Practicality
Kabalarian Philosophy - Merging Eastern Wisdom with Western Practicality: "Kabalarian Philosophy!"
Thursday, May 27, 2004
10 kinds of people in the world
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world,
those who understand binary and those who don't."
those who understand binary and those who don't."
The Parables of Management
The Parables of Management
Parable Number 1:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw
the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Parable Number 2:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung
and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch. Finally, after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at
the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the
turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson:
BS might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Parable Number 3:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a
cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there
in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to
sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops doodoo on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of doodoo is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep doodoo, keep your mouth shut!
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Parable Number 4:
The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along,
some people remarked, "it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy
was riding". The man and boy thought that maybe the critics were right, so
they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked,"What a
shame, he makes that little boy walk." They decided they both would
walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk
when they had a decent donkey to ride. So they both rode the donkey! Now
they passed some people that shamed them saying "how awful to put such a
load on a poor donkey". The boy and man said they were probably right so they
decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed a bridge, they lost their
grip on the donkey and it fell into the river and drowned.
Management Lesson:
If you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass.
Parable Number 1:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw
the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Parable Number 2:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung
and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch. Finally, after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at
the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the
turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson:
BS might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Parable Number 3:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a
cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there
in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to
sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops doodoo on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of doodoo is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep doodoo, keep your mouth shut!
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Parable Number 4:
The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along,
some people remarked, "it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy
was riding". The man and boy thought that maybe the critics were right, so
they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked,"What a
shame, he makes that little boy walk." They decided they both would
walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk
when they had a decent donkey to ride. So they both rode the donkey! Now
they passed some people that shamed them saying "how awful to put such a
load on a poor donkey". The boy and man said they were probably right so they
decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed a bridge, they lost their
grip on the donkey and it fell into the river and drowned.
Management Lesson:
If you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass.
My nookie days are over ...
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my waterspout
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full time job
To find the blasted thing
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand up and watch me shave
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes
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My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my waterspout
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full time job
To find the blasted thing
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand up and watch me shave
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes
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Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Saturday, May 22, 2004
SingleMe- Natasha
We live in the same wonderful world, but perhaps on different sides, or perhaps
near each other. And if we haven’t met each other only because we
don’t know where to find each other. I’m your Fate and you are my
Destiny, we are two huge worlds, two halves of one whole and I do
believe that soon we’ll meet each other. we’ll be able to realize
all our dreams together, happiness is when your dreams come true.
I’m your dream, your ideal mate.
near each other. And if we haven’t met each other only because we
don’t know where to find each other. I’m your Fate and you are my
Destiny, we are two huge worlds, two halves of one whole and I do
believe that soon we’ll meet each other. we’ll be able to realize
all our dreams together, happiness is when your dreams come true.
I’m your dream, your ideal mate.
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
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